Things Really Are Much Better in America

<![CDATA[The United States of America really is the best place on the planet. We have bigger houses, we have bigger yards around those houses, and we have more freedom. We are the biggest and baddest on the planet. We can spit farther, walk taller, and drive bigger trucks faster. On our annual Independence Day holiday, where we celebrate our ancestors having taken on the most powerful empire on the planet at that time and sent them squealing back to the British Isles with their tails between their legs, we shoot off more and bigger fireworks. We have more guns, too; more than all the privately owned guns in the rest of the world, likely.]]>